For those of you who have been around me when I get one of those letters in the mail for jury duty you know the 1/2hr long curse-infested rant that I give off.
Well guess what I got in the mail, a nice FEDERAL jury notice. God I fucking hate that more than the damn local one. Check this shit out, they want me to travel to White Plains, 60 miles one way, each day for up until a month, AND pay for my own parking? FUCK YOU!!!!
What’s even better is that I’de have to use all my damn vacation time at work, FUCK YOU again. Oh yeah and will they match my salary? Nope, would get paid shit wages which means I cannot afford my bills.
So here’s the rundown of why there is no way in hell I’ll ever go.
Fucking none, give the damn jobs to the millions unemployed dumbasses.
1. Paying to drive double the distance I usually drive to work every day – Fuck that they don’t pay my Mobil bill.
2. Paying to park in White Plains, that’s gotta be like $10 a day if not more – Fuck that I don’t pay shit for parking or have the cash
3. Use all my vacation time or get paid minimum wage and reimbursed probably about 4 months later the way this state does shit – Fuck that I’m not down for either. I earned my vacation time and sure as hell cannot live off $7.50/hr or whatever the fuck it is now. Oh and not paying me on my normal pay schedule really helps…..dicks.
4. Having to sit there for hours and try not to fall asleep which will be fucking impossible – No way I won’t nod off after 20 minutes of listening to boring lawyer talk with fancy words I have no clue about nor any interest in learning. Why the hell do we have this system again? 90% of the people on a jury probably don’t know 75% of the shit that’s going on in front of them anyway.
5. Having to fucking sit there and be told when I can pee or eat – Yeah this is great. I’m fucking 5 again and get told when I am hungry and when I’m allowed to use the restroom.
6. Driving down to White Plains – I don’t know about you but I’ve had clients down there before. It fucking sucks to drive down there, especially in the morning, and especially right in the middle of the fucking city where the courthouse is.
Phew, got most of it out. God damn I hate this state and this country and their fucking retarded rules. Change them, it’s been 230 fucking years dumbasses.
Oh and when I don’t respond anyone got a house I can stay at until they stop looking for my ass?